They say these self appointed experts on the government and the economy are a Dime a Dozen
-I’m looking for the guy that’s supplying the dimes
You know, when he was younger President Obama was employed for a while as an elevator operator
-But they had to let him go. He had trouble memorizing the rout.
You know, Negroes shouldn’t be condemned to doing servile work
-Like following George Bush around with a pooper scooper
The words of politicians are like flowers in a wallpaper pattern
-You know they’re not real and they’re utterly lacking in depth
“Hey, you know Baby Jesus is allowed to go anywhere he wants to in the house to craw around”
“That’s the trouble with Baby Jesus - - - (I don’t need to finish this line, do I?)
"Behold: He was born on third base and he thinks he hit a triple"
The Apostle Paul is said to have remarked, "Roman citizenship is hard to come by, but some manage to purchase it with a great deal of money. But I am a natural born Roman citizen". So I guess what I want to know is 'Who is he trying to impress?"
The Apostle Paul has said "Behold I am dead to the Law, and thus I am at Liberty". But I say that true moral Virtues are not of such a nature that they can be killed, or sunsetted out of Existance".
John Boehner is having trouble with his Caucus
John Boehner may have to bring out the whip to keep his colligues in line. Let's just hope he doesn't bust a rod.
As it is well known, the tea party quickly fell out of favor not that long into 2013. It's too bad Paul Mc Cartney chose to serve tea at the D A R convention at his house. Otherwise tea would not have fell into such bad repute for Americans.
"Hi, my name is Jake the Flake. What can I do?" Mick Jagger cerca June 1969: "I don't know, Brian. What CAN you do?"
"Hey all you tea baggers. What are you brewing up in your witch's caldren today" "Hey, you're Drunk - - leave this meeting" "Tomorrow I shall be sober. But You'll STILL be a mindless right wing nut case"
There may not be much difference - - between Brian Jones - and the Head of the Federal Reserve - - if we check their Math scores.
Street Criminals are "Job Creators" too, but we don't need more of them.
Bill Halliday is a spiritual abortionist
Sure I’ll start listening to Bill Halliday’s sermons again - - the minute I start getting paid the usual hundred dollar an hour Fee.
There is just one real difference between Dixie Locke and “Gypsey Lou”
-“Gypsey Lou” is funnier.
Exercising humor in front of a mental patient is like giving liquor to a recovered alcoholic.
-You can never be sure of the results - - but they could be disasterous
Neil Savedra has the hart and soul of an Actor. He’s far less concerned about the inherent goodness or badness of an act, but rather, how it will play on stage, and the reviews he will get for the performance- - two thousand years later.
Jesus of Nazareth functions as sort of a “Useful Idiot” in canonized Christian scripture.
God and Satan are two sides of the same coin. Each side may appear very different but when you go to spend the coin, you will find they are of equal value
The trials of life don't create character and courage - they reveal it.
It is said Resentment is a horrible thing. I say - "So is Failure", but there are certain things we can't legislate out of existance with the stroke of a pen.
In Communist China they apparently don't believe things like bullet train crashing don't have Causes. They're just "acts of God" or something, and can't even be talked about.
Any person who calls himself Good, but other people ignore him, so he seems to think he can bolster his self worth if only there were more Darth Vadors in the world - - isn't looking hard enough.
Marcion and his writings are like Adolph Hitler in “Mein Kamph” He lays out in the pages his plan to stick it to the Jews and then he tells everybody he knows to read his book and to vote for him to bring him into power. The Orthodox Church is like “Dog whistle speech” like the “birthers” or people who say that Obama is a Moslem or a socialist, or not born in
Neil Savedra is like some front man for a dangerous Cult out there entertaining the people who would pass by. He’s like that guy in that Hitchcock episode who is told “Oh, I’m not hiring you as a geek. You’re just filling in for the Real geek till he can return”. But of course the dark secret is that in the course of time Neil Savedra has BECOME the Messiah- - - because the real Jesus of Nazareth is as long dead as Norman Bates’ mother.
It can be said of many World Icons:
“The evil men do lives after then. The good is off interred with their bones”
-Mark Anthony
It was good Christian Germans who voted the Nazi Party into Power
“So they All are- - - Honorable Men”
-Same speech as previous.
Spencer Tracy once said the following:
“Yes, Mister, You can invent the power of flight - - but the birds will lose their wonder - - and the clouds will smell of gasoline”
-But I say unto you, “The sky was already tainted with ground level industrial pollutants, and the magesty of birds in flight is not contingent on what any one man thinks of it”
The trouble with Jesus Christ is – he has spent so much time among the angels that he believes that we humans here on this earth can can be expected to run the race of life- with the effortlessness of the Gods.
The trouble with a Messiah any Christian deems worthy of any worship- - - is hatched fully blown as the object of fancy of some writer- - devoid of an actual Past, in which the incidents instrumental in developing his character occurred
Christians are Born – not Made
I judge my presidents by their accomplishments – not by their degrees
“Hey, that man over there said that I was “Over Striding”. Do you have any idea what he meant by that?” Response: “Well, I think what he meant was that Blacks will never be accepted by White people regardless of what they have accomplished in their life”
Someone with the heart of a soldier or athlete or a champion, doesn’t change the rules in the middle of the game so that he can kid himself he is winning, when he is losing.
Christians have been mass murderers, Moslems have been mass murderers, but I have yet to come across a mass murderer who was an avowed disciple of Madeline Murray Ohare
Christians are like salt. We should be exposed to a certain amount of them just enough to get a sense of balance in our lives, but consuming too much time with them has been shown by experts to be deleterious to our health.
You always know the latest dance
You claim you’re into true romance
But your kisses make me wonder –
If you’re a Tom boy
It’s really not so strange
I wish that you would change
But I know you’re going to stay
Stuck up as you are
The powder’s never on your face
On you it just looks out of place
You show no real trace
-of true Emotion
It’s really not so strange
I wish that you would change
But I know you’re going to stay
Stuck up as you are
Stuck up as you are
Stuck up as you are
- - - [fade]
Evening shadows make me blue
When each weary day is through
And it’s all because of You
My Misery
The previous poem was found scrawled on the wall in Richard Bachman’s apartment just after they came and carted him off to the booby-hatch
The sun is fading away
That’s the end of the day
As the June light turns to moon light
I’ll be on my way
To where the winds don’t blow
And golden rivers flow
This way will I go- - -
This way will I go - - Hey!
They were right I was wrong
True love didn’t last long
As the June light turns to moon light
I’ll be on my way
-John Lennon (This song is a favorite of mine)
Burt Lombard and Mick Ronson have something in common
They are both mysterious and most of what you know about them had to do with music.
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