Testing - One - Two - Three - Four

Quick math problem here.  If Wendy's book only has basic trig functions and not inverse, arc, or hyperbolic functions, than how many combinations of figures could you get alltogether.  To answer look at your Atari game of Space Indaders and take thd square root of the possible game conbinations, and you'll have your answer.

Winners rush in - - where losers fear to go
But losers never get no where - - so how are they to know?
When November came- - I felt my walls cave in
So open up your heart and let me plunge it in

James Dobson says "A stable man has a good sexual relation with his wife.
Ted Bundy was allowed congical visits with his wife on death row and even fathered a child there.
Therefore by James Dobson's reasoning, Ted Bundy is a stable man.


In their lives there's something lacking.  What  they  need's  a  damn  good  whacking....    ......    .......      

Newtering your pet will make him viscious and argumentative and unwilling to accept responsability.

Sam Spayed lost his ability to reproduce- - - previous successes, after his male partner died.

If smoking cigarettes gives you cancer, does it follow that smoking Cancers gives you free cigarettes from the tobacco lobby during the month of July?

You got all your different races out there, starting with your basic spade.  "Yeah, but when you die it's one of those basic spades that's going to do you in in the end".

If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of.

If you're trying to catch a fox you follow fox tracks, so if you're trying to catch a subway you follow subway tracks.

You robbed me before so I'm robbing you back, and if it don't put you straight it will put you on the right track.

Tonight the Ruttles sang about this road hog.  Yeah, one of their biggest hits is called "Piggy in the Middle"

When you throw a rock through a window you may hit an ongoing card game.  When you throw a card game, your friends may fix it so you hit the rocks, wearing an orange jump suit.

The carpenter loves to work his wood.  Then his mother came in and told him to stop being nasty.

Kate Roberts is a woman who gets vengeful when she gets crossed.  Unless Jesus gets crossed, he feels absolutely useless.

Leo Le Port says routine memory wipes are good for a sound hard drive.  "Yeah, that's why men when they are younger have such good sex lives, because they are blessed with short memories.  Unfortunately for him, with the passage of time, memory improves.

Hey Joe where's ya going with that resignation in your hand?  "I'm going to see the President and tell him now I'm the leader of the Band."

Newt Gingrich's supporters are a dime a dozen.  I'm looking for the jerk that's supplying the Dimes.

All work and no play makes Jack a Dull Boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack Nickehson a mad man
All Play and no Work makes Jack Nichelson an interesting man
All work and no play makes your steering wheel predictable but hard to use

This was a deliberate extra space

This is done after pressing insert jump break
And now this line is the next one with a single space
And this one is spaced out being written by Jethro Bodeine
And this little piggy went whee whee whee whee all the way home

HAIL, HAIL, TO OLD SAVANNA HIGH
YOU BRING THE WHISKEY; I'LL BRING THE RYE


REBELS ARE BEST    THEY BEAT THEIR MEAT  
REBELS ARE BEST    THEY BEAT THEIR MEAT  
REVELS ARE BEAT   THEY BEAT THEIR MEAT  


THUNDER, THUNDER, THUNDERATION   
WE'RE THE REBEL CONGRAGATION         
WE CREATE A GREAT SENSATION            
WHEN WE START WITH MASTURBATION


BUILD YOUR HOUSE ON THE SOLID ROCK                
DON'T BUILD IT TOO NEAR THE SHORE                      
YOU MAY THINK IT'S NICE                                            
BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO BUILD IT TWICE                         
YOU'LL HAVE TO BUILD YOUR HOUSE ONCE MORE 


BE PARTICULAR !!!      IN HOC SIGNO VINCES            


There are Seven basic aspects of a Sentense


There is number, which can consist of either singular or plural, and sometimes terms referring exclusively to two such as "either" "neither" "both" or "twice".


There is Gender, which consists of Masculine, Feminine, and nuter


There is Person, which consists of first, second, and third.


There are Cases, which consist of Nomnitive, Objective, Posessive, Indirect Object, Reflexive, and isolated posessive


There are tenses, which consist of present, present progressive, present perfect, past perfect, past progressive, future,  future progressive, and past "imperfect" constructions with cue words such as as - - ,  when - - ,  while- - - , used to, and would
 

There are Modes.  These consist of Indicative, Imperitive, Conditional, Hypothetical, and Subjunctive.  This latter is cued in by such key words as "that" or "said that" or the infinitive "to" construction, or words such as should, must, might, or would used as probabilities.


There are also Voices.  These consist of Active, Passive, or Reflexive.  Passive is most often created by past participle construction.  Reflexive verbs don't take an object but can only refer back to themselves.  Other verbs may denote a reflexive voice if used with a reflexive case word.  Capish?