The Monday Nite Whiticism Study

Governor Christie had opposed gay marriage and represented the State in fighting it, and he will “weigh” in on the topic in a moment.  Let’s hope he doesn’t break the scale.

Governor Christie won't even continue to contest gay people's right to be married.  In this he is to the left of me, because at least if it me as governor I'd be able to at least report back to the tea party that I gave it my all in Appeal, but still lost.

Hail to Lord Marcus.  They refinements are Nu and Improved the next Morning.

That which is perfect has no need of Evolution.  If the Church were as inherently perfect as it has claimed to be, it would have had no need to evolve over the last two thousand years.

Jack Junior and Teresa are running roughshod over everyone they meet.  The world isn’t like that.  These people end up getting kicked to the curb in the saga of life, if not in jail.  But neither appears to have the mental reasoning powers or a moron, and I mean that literally.   I’d say something to either of them such as “People like you are so stupid you’d stick your tongue on a flag pole on a zero degree day just because someone dared you.”   Jennifer has absolutely nothing to apologise for to Adrian or anybody for the way she talked to her son about his being headed for doom.   Both Teresa and Jack Jr. are almost begging for something awful to happen to them- - and when it does they’ll only blame somebody else for it. 

In Sparks, Nevada - -one seventh grade student stole a gun from his parents and killed a school teacher and two students before “apparently” killing himself.  I know this will entail a lot of grief counselors on campus.   It must be hard for a campus to live down such a bad reputation. 

Were someone to say to me as heir to Royalty "Just remember that Crown can weigh heavy on hour head", I'd just say,  "Well I guess it will be a lot easier to weigh yours after we have removed it from your body". 

I have no objection at all to Jesus of Nazareth coming and claiming his title of "King of the Jews".  All he has to do is come to earth and go to the Jewish temple and claim his prize.

The difference between a Trumpet and a Strumpet is that the first is best enjoyed strictly ON key, whereas the latter is best enjoyed a little off key.

So what is the difference between a trumpet and a cell phone signal.  Simple.  The second has no need of harmonics; they only get in the way.

Sex, Logic, and Creativity may appear to have nothing in common.  But in the realm of Christianity the three display amazingly similar properties.  Because all three while seen as "necessary at least in theory" but in practice are seldomly used, and then only grudgingly.

So what do William Clinton and a false idol in ancient Israel have in common?  This is an easy one.  We did much better when both were around and exercising influence.  Strangely Bible History indicated that the more zealous the Jews were in eliminating idols from the land, they were that much closer to the day of Capture and Destruction.  (Selah) 

Oh, there is one more things the Clintons and idols of ancient Israel have in common.  They both have the brass to get the job done.

I can tell you things about Brian Jones you may not know.  He's good at math and had excellent mechanical skills.  He's good with his hands.  He has no remorse at all about his many indiscretions of the past.  He's into astrology.  He's a prime conosour or Rock music, but he also has a frivelous and sentamental "feminine side".

If Dennis Wilson ever makes it to Reigel VI in the afternoon- - hopefully in his honor they will be singing 'At last" preferably personally sung live by Etta James.

 The rhetorical question was once raised, "Is God a man that he should repent", to which I respond "Is God a man that he would be accountable to Man for his actions?"

Some may ask me, "Are you a god that you should place moral judgements on others?  But I will say to you that the Bible actually instructs us to judge, but nowhere is man ever given the license to forgive things as though they never were and say "tellistoi" to it all.  Remember, a judgement of acquittal is still a judgement.  We are to "judge" in a dissernment sense- - but not in the realm of an "ultimate legal judgement".   Secular courts are ajuticated by secular juries and judges.   But in Eternity- God alone is the judge.

Last Thursday, Christine and Brady were slated to be married in two days.  Tomorrow is Tuesday- - and that will make five days the way a normal person counts days.  Something tells me we’ll be lucky to see them wedded by the end of the week.

The only difference between Ted Cruz and Christine Di Mira is that the former is more sociopathic- - not to mention - - Dangerous.

You may quote to me the Italian proverb "You no play a dee game you no make a dee rules", and I will say to you, Mister Congressman that "You can play all the "games" you want, but don't gamble with MY money, health, and safety to do it".

 Behold Me, a perfect spirit filled Christian.  I talk people's head off till their brains are a numb haze from my many words.  I manufacture bombs for a living.  My son tortures animals for a living, my mother is a religious whacko, and one of my daughters has an out of wedlock pregnency and my wife is an alcoholic.  Other than that, I represent the ideal American Family and it's people like Me that Ted Cruz will aim his campaign rhetoric on behalf of.

Which thing does not belong with the others due to irrationality.  Counting the number of sweat glands in the human body,   Having your son hold a firecracker in his hand and using a stop watch to deliniate to the hundredth of a second how long it takes to go off.  Dividing the number of craters on the moon divided by the number of fart jokes Howard Stern has told in his life, or a penitent person seeking forgiveness for sins comitted - - - from a Catholic Priest?  The final one does not belong.   Only God can forgive sins.   Since God isn't here, this generates a real problem.

So- - is it pronounced "Antiga" or "Antigua"?  I guess if I've just won a prize to go there I'd better find out.

President Rick Perry exclaimed, "Wait a minute.  Is it "nuclear" or "Nuculur"?   Golly gee.  I guess if I'm going to use the damn thing I at least better know how to pronounce it just before I blow up the world."

A rational man if he comes accross a cantine of chilled water in the desert after walking for miles- - he will drink it.  A pious man will pour it on the ground as a drink offering to his god- - and then pray to Jennifer Horton to save him from the consequences. 

Doctors agree.  Three out of four sane republicans are in accord that the tea party has got to go.

So what is the biggest difference between Planet Earth and what Christian Theologians say about the Afterlife?  The first has way too much concrete and the second does not have nearly enough.

My guess is that it's safer to be Sheldon Addelson's pet pig he keeps in a pen, rather than his aging relative.  Because the relative might have a lot of gold in her teeth making her too tempting of a target for an "unforeseen tragic event". 

So what I want to know is it "Tom's hairy dick" or perhaps it's "The PI's hairy Tom cat?"  On the other hand maybe it's "Harry, the peeping tom wearing a dickey".

"How they're in a hurry - - to complicate their lives, by chasing after Money, and things that can't come true.  I'm glad that we are different.  We've better things to do"

Contrary to what Christians say- - things that last are not inherently more valuable than things that are fleeting.  If a sparrow lands on a tomb stone, it has something the tomb stone can never hope to attain though it may have been there a long time and will continue to be there a long time.  The bird is Alive.

Life is a process of existence - - not a college course to take and be done with so you can get your Degree.

When a person opens up the Bible and reads it- - suddenly that warm, soft, cooshy blanket of Neil Sevedra's heavy, bushy theology won't keep them warm anymore, when those cold winds of reality blow in the night.

If Rush was as smart as he claimed to be- - he'd know that people on the equator travel effortlessly  a whole lot faster than people at the polar extremes- - who, no matter the political or social circumstance, never seem to move at all.   People who are like "broken records" bother me.  No matter what the present reality is, the same thing comes out of their mouths when you pull the string.

Quiz Question:  What is the following remark a Rejoinder to?  - - "I can only assume that there was some sort of “delay effect” when people decided they needed to consolidate their own impression of what took place in the shut down."

Vampires are more inherently moral than a United States Congressman.  Because unlike the congressman, they only feed on fresh blood when they need it.

Jack and Teresa stared and looked and said "A golden winged ship is headed my way".  But it didn't have to stop.  It just kept right on going.  And so Castles made of sand, slips into the sea- - eventually.

I think this one qualifies for the Guiness book of Records.  I mentioned when we passed the forty and the forty-five minute marker.  Finally they served us dinner.  I was complaining of the hap hazard way they service the tables- - not in any systematic order but a plate here and a plate there, almost as if waiting for an unction of the holy spirit which table to put the plates at.  We got a taco salad with two tacos and sour cream and refried beans.  I ate that.  We had cheese cake for desert, and this was highly unusual.  Then Elizabeth plunked two extra cheese cakes down- - and I scooped one of them up before they had the chance to change their minds.  Then I asked for and got one of Teresa’s tacos- - making three tacos and all.  I imagine I consumed a decent number of calories.

David Cruise was talking about the ineptitude in the Affordable Care Act web site and how we turned the job over to this Canadian firm with a proven bad track record.  I wonder whether the government rewards incompetence or whether poor performance ever carries consequences.  David Cruise said “Insurance companies have a natural interest in not wanting the problem to go through”.  This is using Judy logic of “self interest and greed equals moral justification” like with China.  The very idea of having to write - - fifty - - Million new lines of computer code is absurd to the max.  I doubt that fifty lines of actual “code” need to be rewritten once you find them.  Even a change in one letter or one or two numbers can have an enormous impact on how a program runs.  The logical problems faced with this program are inherently easier to fix than some of the logic problems I’ve had on my own programs where actual problem solving occurs.  All they need to do is to guide users through a base of pre existing data.  Nothing need even be done to process that data.  You have to do all that on your own by checking out each program you encounter and going down a checklist of deductables and drugs that are or are not allowed, and winnowing the choice down to something that will suit your needs, preferably at a lower price than you’re paying now.  It seems that very often if you’re actually able to navigate the maze successfully you WILL get a lower premium when all is said and done.  There was also talk about how hemp was made illegal do to the pressure from William Randolph Hurst and the Du Pont corp.  We really do need to give congress the broom, and we need honest people who truly want to serve the best interests of their districts and their countries and rewrite all of our laws.